Phallographer

Jordan Hochstetler (Phallographer) is a Chicago-based artist who explores queer eroticism through graphite drawings and painted textiles.

His work celebrates the male form with a blend of fantasy and realism, transforming kink gear and clothing into bold, provocative canvases. 

Artist’s statement

Phallographer creates surreal, highly detailed graphite drawings alongside painted garments that merge nature and sexuality. His work fixates on the phallus—sometimes twisted, multiplied, and tangled—as both subject and symbol. Through meticulously rendered forms that echo natural patterns like rivers, roots, and veins, he invites viewers to see the male body not as taboo, but as a sacred extension of the earth itself.

What began as a pandemic-era hobby quickly became a therapeutic and liberating practice. Drawing served as a catalyst for self-discovery and a  renewed desire to understand his own relationship with queerness. His compositions explore themes of connection—where bodies blur, morph, and entwine into impossible singularities—suggesting a kind of divine sameness in a divisive world.

Simultaneously suggestive and otherworldly, his art celebrates biology, pleasure, and pattern. Whether draped on a body or pinned to the wall, each piece dares viewers to find unexpected beauty within its overtly sexual presence.

Book him, babe

Jordan takes commissions, bookings, questions, and compliments, preferably in that order.

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